The Express

English: A coach, combine and caboose from the...

English: A coach, combine and caboose from the Oahu Railway and Land Company of Hawaii preserved at Travel Town Museum in Griffith Park, California. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Let’s all take the train to California; it’ll be so much fun!

*train breaks down in the middle of some old-fashioned town in Colorado that has no modern-day comforts*

Oh well…we’ll just have to stay here until someone realizes that we’re missing and comes to get us.

*this never happens*

the end!

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