This is Why I Hate Saturdays

Why do I hate Saturdays? Here’s a list of reasons:

Sleeping in after a week of waking up early,
No school or even going out
Staying home all the time
This is why I hate Saturdays.

Mom says she likes to watch cartoons
But I think that TV is dumb
There’s nothing much for me to do
This is why I hate Saturdays.

Yeah, I can clean my room
But I don’t have time for that
I wish I could ban weekends
Being at home is no fun

Mom says go outside and play
But I say no way
I want to go back to school
Because I hate Saturdays.