Christmas in King’s Landing

Game of Thrones (soundtrack)
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Setting: King’s Landing, Westeros. The people are doing their holiday shopping when White Walkers are seen. A huge panic ensues.

[siren]

It’s Christmas in King’s Landing / There’s no music in the air / The sleigh bells are burning and the carolers are screaming / While the sirens blare

It’s Christmas in King’s Landing / The alarms have gone off / The news is just telling us That this is not a joke

Everywhere there’s monsters / It’s the end of Westeros as we know it / So forget about the holiday shopping / It’s time to fight for your humanity

It’s Christmas in King’s Landing / People are panicking everywhere / So let’s gather with the family / As we dodge another attack

[siren]

There’s no reindeer landing on the rooftop / Jack Frost isn’t going near the windowsill / If there’s a White Walker version of Santa coming down your chimney / You better grab your dragonglass knife and prepare to kill

Oh, it’s Christmas in King’s Landing / And if we survive this / We can dance on what’s left of the Wall / When it’s New Year’s Day

It’s Christmas in King’s Landing / We only got five seconds left / So grab someone and hold them tight / I don’t know how long we have left until we’re goners

It’s Christmas in King’s Landing / Now the dragons are spotted in the sky

Oh, hooray! I hope we’re saved / So we can see the rest of the holiday

Oh, hooray! I hope we’re saved / So we can see the rest of the holiday!

[siren]

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