Jack Dennison Wins Worst Dressed at 2013 Claysville, Missouri New Years Eve Party

Claysville, Missouri — Jack Dennison is bringing in the new year with shame. Dennison won the 2013 NYE Bash at Claysville, Missouri Worst Dressed Award, exciting an echo of Boo’s from the entire ballroom.

The venue was magnificent, the drinks and music spectacular; this was clearly a black tie affair.

Jack, who showed up in what we can only describe as a skinned peacock, accepted the award graciously.

The interesting thing about this event is that Dennison had no shoes on the entire night, toe fungus showing and all.

“This is the first thing I’ve ever won,” exlcaimed the oblivious Jack.

Jack Dennison should stay away from the black tie events, or better yet just stay home. One thing is for sure, free entertainment was had by everyone at Claysville, Missouri this year.

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