High School Has Ended (parody of Bowling For Soup’s “High School Never Ends”)

Four long years you know for sure
That’s all you’ve had to endure
All the stupid guys
All the mean girls
So despicable, so pathetic
Then one day when you graduate
You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT
This is nothing like where I just came from
I thought the real world would be the same
Aw that’s just great

The whole damn world could really care less
With who‘s the worst dressed and who never had sex,
Who‘s losing money, who’s out the closet,
Who‘s really ugly and who‘s just messed up
And you still have the same boring look
And you still have the same lame friends
Everything changes including the faces, the names, and the trends
High school has ended

Who gives a care about the popular kids
I don’t wanna hear about what Miley did
How on earth did Raven gain all that weight
And Lucy kicked Michael to the curb, so I guess the dude’s gay
There’s more important things in life that matter
Than climbing up that social ladder
Stop caring about your hair and the car you drive
You’re not sixteen anymore, you’re now thirty-five

Taylor Swift,
She’s the breakup queen
Justin Beiber,
Still getting wedgies
Lindsay Lohan, the loner
Timmy Giles, the truant
We’ve seen it all before
You’re not getting money back

The whole damn world could really care less
With who‘s the worst dressed and who never had sex,
Who’s got cancer and who’s currently in jail,
Who’s still living at home with their folks
And you need to get rid of that boring look
And you need to let go of those lame friends
And you need to stop listening to the same crap you did back then
High school has ended

High school has ended

The whole damn world could really care less
With who‘s the worst dressed and who never had sex,
Who‘s losing money, who’s out the closet,
Who‘s really ugly and who‘s just messed up
And I have a totally different look
And I haven’t seen my friends since God-knows-when
And I’m not the same person as I was back then
High school has ended

High school has ended

High school has ended

Time to let it go!

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