No Twerking on the Dance Floor (a parody of Midnight Starr’s no parking on the dance floor) – FAWM Song

(The sound of cars honking their horns at a local club is heard. A young woman is surrounded by several angry people. Everybody is yelling at each other.)

Woman: Hey you’re not supposed to be twerking here! This is a dance club, not an adults-only exhibit!

Younger woman: You need to shut up; I can do what I want!

Woman: How dare you talk to me like that! You are very rude! Plus, twerking is very degrading to women everywhere!

Man: Yeah, get out of here with your twerking crap, will ya?

(A police siren is heard as a cop arrives on the scene)

Cop: [to young woman] Excuse me, ma’am, but you are in a “no twerking zone”. If you don’t move the rest of that body in the next five seconds, I’m going to have to give you a ticket. Now get going!

(music)

Me: We’re at the club tonight, but you’re in the red zone
If you don’t want to get kicked out, your better start moving
Cuz if you break the law, you’ll have to pay a huge fine
But things are so much better when you play by the rules

It’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy to dance with your body, baby
it’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy you can dance all night, but

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Don’t make me say it again)
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Come on now and let’s get dancing)

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Music violations are easy to fix, because the DJ will fix it in the mix
Raise your hands up and move your feet, it’s so easy to keep up with the beat

It’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy to dance with your body, baby
it’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy you can dance all night, but

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Don’t make me say it again)
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Come on now and let’s get dancing)

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

(Brief instrumental solo)

Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

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