Fangirls Just Don’t Understand – from the Harry Moffer Musical/parody of DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince’s “Parents Just Don’t Understand” – FAWM Song

You think that she’s your biggest fan, but in reality, she’s your worst nightmare
Don’t fool yourself, there’s so many people out there who are like her
You might think that you love her, but that’s not the truth
She always chases after boys like you, she doesn’t care about who you are
So if you were wise, you’d better get ready to run…

I hate to say it, but fangirls just don’t understand. They don’t get the fact that you’re human just like them. I hate to break it to you, but fangirls just don’t understand. It’s not like they don’t care, but they’re the crazy ones, and the crazy ones are who you need to watch out for…

you need to watch your back
they’re coming to get you
you need to watch your back
or they’ll snatch you and take you away…

You say you like her, but do you really know her?
How do you know if she really likes you back?
She’s a crazy-minded fangirl who’s looking for the next big hotshot
And her eye is set on you
She’s a crazy-minded fangirl who’s looking to cause some trouble
You better stay away from her if you know what’s good for you…

I hate to say it, but fangirls just don’t understand. They don’t get the fact that you’re human just like them. I hate to break it to you, but fangirls just don’t understand. It’s not like they don’t care, but they’re the crazy ones, and the crazy ones are who you need to watch out for…

you need to watch your back
they’re coming to get you
you need to watch your back
or they’ll snatch you and take you away…

I hate to say it, but fangirls just don’t understand. They don’t get the fact that you’re human just like them. I hate to break it to you, but fangirls just don’t understand. You need to break away from them or else…you’re gonna lose yourself, you’re gonna lose yourself, you’re gonna lose yourself, you’re gonna lose yourself…

Misty Mountains – from The Unexpected Musical (based on An Unexpected Journey) – FAWM Song

Dwarves: I look over the Misty Mountains and I see our home,
but our home is not our home because there’s a dragon living in it

he killed our families and stole our gold
that’s why we have to make this journey to take our gold back from him

as he sleeps thinking no ones going to challenge him
we will sneak up behind him and give him what for

we will cross over the Misty Mountains before the sun rises
we will take our gold and our mountain back from him!

Ride Of Dreams – FAWM

They say that I’m a fool to think that I have the right to live. For them they may be right, but to me, that’s a lie. They don’t care that my mother put me on this earth and they don’t care that she loved me since the day of my birth. But they are going to care when I take everything they think they love away from them.

And as for me, I’m running away, I’m taking the next train out of this town. I’m going to a place where I can be free to dream…

I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m not getting off that train, not as long as they’re willing to bring me down. I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m heading towards my destiny, which isn’t anywhere on this earth.

You who mock me and make me cry, you who hurt me everyday, I pray that one day, death will find you and never let you go. You will kick and you will scream, you will make all kinds of threats, but all of that isn’t going to bring me back to you.

And as for me, I’m running away, I’m taking the next train out of this town. I’m going to a place where I can be free to dream…

I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m not getting off that train, not as long as they’re willing to bring me down. I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m heading towards my destiny, which isn’t anywhere on this earth.

I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m not getting off that train, not as long as they’re willing to bring me down. I’m riding on the ride of dreams and I’m heading towards my destiny, which isn’t anywhere on this earth.

Trading In My Soul – FAWM Song

It’s time for us to give up everything we want for ourselves, and we must learn to live our lives for a higher purpose…

All my life I was told that I needed to succeed in everything that comes my way. But I so many times while everyone else seemed to soar, they’re off doing great things and I’m stuck sitting on the sidelines. I want to succeed, I want to be the best me that I can be, but then I realized that that’s not really for me. Maybe I need to give up now, say goodbye to everything I wanted to be, hitch my wagon to something bigger than myself…

So, I’m trading in my soul for a higher purpose, I’m giving up my life for something better than myself. I’m letting go of everything that they want me to be, I’m happily turning away from the path of an empty life.

What’s the point of living life when it’s empty and it has no meaning, and you’ve been beaten down so low and you can never rise again? You’ve been sitting on the ground for far too long that you’ve forgotten what it’s like to fly. Maybe you should just break away from a world that seeks to destroy you if you don’t choose to succeed in everything they think you should be doing. Just say the word, I’m cutting the cord, I’m leaving this world tonight, and I may still be here, but I know I’m not coming back…

Because I’m trading in my soul for a higher purpose, I’m giving up my life for something better than myself. I’m letting go of everything that they want me to be, I’m happily turning away from the path of an empty life.

Because I’m trading in my soul for a higher purpose, I’m giving up my life for something better than myself. I’m letting go of everything that they want me to be, I’m happily turning away from the path of an empty life.

I Only Want Jesus in My Life (from the 2000 Christmas Episode of “Away in England”) – FAWM Song

The song: This song was featured in the controversial Christmas 2000 episode of the fictional TV show “Away in England“. In that particular episode, Lydia Morrison (the main character) and her friends Preston Howard and Ashley Slater are upset to know that their fellow (magical) classmates don’t know what the true meaning of Christmas is. To combat this, Preston (a self-professed Christian) declares that he will only have one thing for Christmas, and that is for everyone he knows to have a personal relationship with Jesus, which is unheard of in wizarding England.

Plus, the song received many downloads the first week it debuted, it crashed the show’s website.


Preston Howard: Why should it matter what you want for Christmas? All you’re asking for is material things. Do you really think that toys and video games will make you happy or bring you joy? Plus, why would you put your Christmas wishes into the hands of an old fat man who drives a sleigh, plays with elves, and prefers children over adults? (kids protest)

Lydia Morrison: OK, Preston, what do you want for Christmas?

Preston: I’ll tell you. (Five girls (played by Deirdre Dara, Candy Cane Brenner, Andrea Marshall, Kierra Ashley, and Queenetta Carroll) wearing Santa dresses come out and start dancing. Music starts playing.)

You can keep your Christmas trees and you can keep your pretty ornaments, because that kind of thing just isn’t for me. You can keep your tinsel and you can keep your Christmas carols, because to me, that’s not what Christmas is all about

You can forget about me decorating Christmas trees and you can forget about taking me on shopping sprees. Santa isn’t coming down my chimney. You may think I’m crazy but that’s not what I want. But you may not like what I’m wishing for, but this is what I really want…

I don’t want no toys or video games, and I don’t want the newest books and I don’t want the latest clothes, I only want Jesus in my life; I don’t care for the latest hit songs and I don’t want to watch any movies in theaters, I only want Jesus in my life!

You think you like that certain toy now, but what you don’t know is that you’ll eventually outgrow that toy and you’ll be throwing it away. But I have something new to offer you, something that you’ll never outgrow, something you can never throw away, something that you can have for the rest of your life…

I don’t want no toys or video games, and I don’t want the newest books and I don’t want the latest clothes, I only want Jesus in my life; I don’t care for the latest hit songs and I don’t want to watch any movies in theaters, I only want Jesus in my life!

(Lydia) So let me understand this, because I’m a bit confused here: you say there’s only one thing you want and you don’t care about getting any gifts because you think gift-giving is nothing more than being greedy and ungrateful? What’s wrong with wanting toys for Christmas? they exist only for your enjoyment, so why would you want to trade your toys for something that doesn’t come gift-wrapped in a box?

(Preston) Because Jesus is the only thing that I want to have; he can bring you everlasting life and set you free from your sins. Jesus died for you and me, he loves all of us, as you can see; to reject the gift of salvation that he offers you is to be a fool, and I’m nobody’s fool…

And if you think that all you need is the latest stuff to get through a life that’s tough, well I’ve got news for you; that way of thinking is not going to get you anywhere. So set aside your Christmas lists and join me as I proclaim that Jesus is the savior of the world, and his love and sacrifice is all you’ll ever need!

I don’t want no toys or video games, and I don’t want the newest books and I don’t want the latest clothes, I only want Jesus in my life; I don’t care for the latest hit songs and I don’t want to watch any movies in theaters, I only want Jesus in my life!

I don’t want no toys or video games, and I don’t want the newest books and I don’t want the latest clothes, I only want Jesus in my life; I don’t care for the latest hit songs and I don’t want to watch any movies in theaters, I only want Jesus in my life! (Applause and cheers break out)

It Was All a Dream – FAWM Song

It was all a dream, what my life has now become; I don’t know how I came to this point in time. It was all a dream, as I don’t know who I’m supposed to be; how do I live in a world that destroys all dreams?

Living in a world that forbids you to dream, you have to accept your lot in this life. You have limits placed on you, you can never advance on the ladder, and to try to defy the odds is just asking for pain.

It was all a dream, what my life has now become; I don’t know how I came to this point in time. It was all a dream, as I don’t know who I’m supposed to be; how do I live in a world that destroys all dreams?

I cannot live in this hateful world, so all I can do is dream. But I can’t give up so easily, not when I have the power to turn my dreams into reality…

In time, the dreams that were rejected will fall upon someone who can do nothing else but dream. But for those who settle for a life of disappointment, disappointment is all you’re going to have. You need to get rid of reality and start in your dreams, for it does no good to live in the real world and forget to dream…

One day there will be a time when the real world is no more and we will have nothing else to do but live in our dreams…

It was all a dream, what my life has now become; I don’t know how I came to this point in time. It was all a dream, as I don’t know who I’m supposed to be; how do I live in a world that destroys all dreams?

But unlike the rest of the world, I’ll never let go of my dreams…

No Twerking on the Dance Floor (a parody of Midnight Starr’s no parking on the dance floor) – FAWM Song

(The sound of cars honking their horns at a local club is heard. A young woman is surrounded by several angry people. Everybody is yelling at each other.)

Woman: Hey you’re not supposed to be twerking here! This is a dance club, not an adults-only exhibit!

Younger woman: You need to shut up; I can do what I want!

Woman: How dare you talk to me like that! You are very rude! Plus, twerking is very degrading to women everywhere!

Man: Yeah, get out of here with your twerking crap, will ya?

(A police siren is heard as a cop arrives on the scene)

Cop: [to young woman] Excuse me, ma’am, but you are in a “no twerking zone”. If you don’t move the rest of that body in the next five seconds, I’m going to have to give you a ticket. Now get going!

(music)

Me: We’re at the club tonight, but you’re in the red zone
If you don’t want to get kicked out, your better start moving
Cuz if you break the law, you’ll have to pay a huge fine
But things are so much better when you play by the rules

It’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy to dance with your body, baby
it’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy you can dance all night, but

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Don’t make me say it again)
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Come on now and let’s get dancing)

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

Music violations are easy to fix, because the DJ will fix it in the mix
Raise your hands up and move your feet, it’s so easy to keep up with the beat

It’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy to dance with your body, baby
it’s so easy it’s so right, it’s so easy you can dance all night, but

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Don’t make me say it again)
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
(Come on now and let’s get dancing)

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah (let’s dance now)
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

(Brief instrumental solo)

Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance
Don’t twerk your booty, it’s time to dance

No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor
No twerking baby; no twerking on the dance floor

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah