Can You Stop The Doubt? (FAWM Song)

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based on the poem “Don’t Stop the Rejections

I’m tired of feeling the pain of rejection, I’m tired of being who I’m not supposed to be / All I wanted to be is like everyone else, and yet whenever I try, I get nothing but grief

But then you came along and shook up my world, you said you never met a girl like me / I hear them warning you that I’m no good, that you should find another girl and leave me alone

Yet you shake off their lies / I know that you want me / I know I want you as well / but this doubt is in the way

So tell me

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

You want me for me, yet I want you for normal / we are much too different and that will never change / but I am willing to give this a try, as I’m not willing to tell that hope goodbye / It’s you and me against the world, they want you with someone else and me to be alone / We’ll fight the naysayers to the very end, because when it comes to love, it’s worth fight for

They don’t want us together / they want to tear us apart / Well, it’s all right, that’s OK / Bring it on

We’ll fight them

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

I’m now cutting my ties to this normal world / I’m going to start living for me and you / They will never accept me for who I really am / And I will never please them, no matter what I do

Let’s end this!

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt…

FAWM Song: Scandalous (Parody of “Fabulous” by Ashley Tisdale)

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Gemma: It’s now summertime, that means lazy days ahead
Goodbye rainy days, hello sunshine
A day at the park, a trip to the mall
Endless days on Tumblr
This life according to me

(Corrine: Uh Gemma, you really need to see this.
Gemma: Oh yeah. Thanks)

Gemma: There’s juicy gossip everywhere
From the library to the swimming pool
Everywhere somebody’s making a fool of themselves
And it’s my main job to bring you the scoop

(Gemma: Welcome to Harrison Creek News; I’m Gemma Challoner bringing you the news from our great city)

I want scandalous, that is my simple request
All things scandalous, bigger and better and best
I need something shocking to help me get along
I need a little scandalous, is that so wrong?

I want to know what’s going on in Hollywood
Your favorite celebrities’ problems are what I truly enjoy
Did you hear about the couple that broke up, and what’s this about that pop singer’s offbeat diet?
Come now, give me the scoop
I’m bored and I want to chat

I want scandalous, that is my simple request
All things scandalous, what can be better than this
I need something shocking to help me get through the day
I need a little scandalous, do you got some gossip to spread

But more importantly are the issues that hit close to home
Such as four certain teens and the girl that no one likes
They’re stirring up trouble wherever they place their feet
And anything they do something big, I’m all on top of it…

You know what I want

Teenagers: She wants scandalous, that is her simple request
All things scandalous, bigger and better and best
She needs something shocking to help her get along
She needs a little scandalous, is that so wrong?

Gemma: Mara, Stuart, Irene and Pearl, they really need to hang out with a different girl.
I just received word about one who just came from California
She’s a scandalous girl from a scandalous family
She’s bound to have scandalous everything

We have so much to discuss
She’s the biggest thing in town

Teenagers: She wants scandalous, that is her simple request
All things scandalous, what can be better than this
She needs something shocking to help her get through the day
She needs a little scandalous, do you got some gossip to spread

Gemma: This story won’t do, that story is a bore
That story is flat-out lame, I need more
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I need
I need scandalous

Give me a scandalous story, a scandalous bit
Scandalous lies and that scandalous snark
Oh, I like what I see, I like it a lot
This is absolutely scandalous…
Absolutely
Shocking!

FAWM Song: Happy New Year

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(Auld Lang Syne plays)

verse -The end of the old year is come, it’s time to celebrate the fact that we somehow made it through / it’s time to look back upon some of the things we did, and what will happen to us in the future

verse – Auld Lang Syne is playing on the radio as the world is getting ready to greet another year / no more time to think about yesterday, it’s time for us to think about tomorrow / the countdown is just about to begin, and what happens next will blow your mind

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

verse – Take a look around at the crowd, see how they all are together, laughing and dancing in the streets, knowing that a brand-new day is coming / the countdown has now begun, it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday…

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

bridge – a new year is coming, so why are you still thinking the past year / that year is over, and it’s never coming back / it’s time to let yesterday go, it’s time to embrace the new year / it’s never too late to start over, a new year has begun…

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a…

outro – 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

FAWM Song: Back to the Bible

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intro – (On TV) This just in: more problems continue to tear apart the country and it appears that no solution to this problem are in sight…(TV clicks off)

(singing begins) How did it come to this? What is happening to the world? Is there any way that we can get out of the download spiral that we’re in?

verse – Wake up, listen up, we have a big problem, the world is not “all as it should be” / we got too many school shootings and teen suicides, so don’t tell me that everything’s fine / We have kids having kids and kids beating up kids, adults who are abusing themselves / Nobody cares about others anymore / The environment is quickly being destroyed, how much more of this can we take?

chorus – We need to go back to the Bible, we need to go back to the church / We need to return to God and forget all our selfish desires / We’ve been wandering for so long that we forgot what it was like / to experience true joy / we have to go back / we need to go back / need to go back to the Bible…

verse – The world has indeed changed and it is not always good, once we had it all but now we have nothing / the family has exploded, divorce is everywhere, kids are growing up without stability / we’ve got men marrying men and women marrying women, something is telling me that this isn’t right / we have to put an end to all of this or else there won’t be a world left for the next generation

chorus – We need to go back to the Bible, we need to go back to the church / We need to return to God and forget all our selfish desires / We’ve been wandering for so long that we forgot what it was like / to experience true joy / we have to go back / we need to go back / need to go back

bridge – Only by reading the Bible and listening to God can we change our lives around / if the world simply return back to God, then maybe just maybe, we could put an end to the evils in the world

chorus – We need to go back to the Bible, we need to go back to the church / We need to return to God and forget all our selfish desires / We’ve been wandering for so long that we forgot what it was like / to experience true joy / we have to go back / we need to go back / need to go back

chorus – We need to go back to the Bible, we need to go back to the church / We need to return to God and forget all our selfish desires / We’ve been wandering for so long that we forgot what it was like / to experience true joy / we have to go back / we need to go back / need to go back

chorus -We need to go back to the Bible, we need to go back to the church / We need to return to God and forget all our selfish desires / We’ve been wandering for so long that we forgot what it was like / to experience true joy / we have to go back / we need to go back / need to go back to the Bible…

Space Challenger (a parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie) (FAWM song)

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Ronald McNair, NASA Astronaut, died in Challen...

Ronald McNair, NASA Astronaut, died in Challenger mission. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

(music begins)

Ground control to Ron McNair
Ground control to Ron McNair
Get your space helmet, they’re all waiting for you

Ground control to Ron McNair
It’s time to get on board the ship
All systems go, and may God go with you

(spaceship lifts off)

This is ground control to Ron McNair, you’re sitting on top of the world
And the papers want to know what it’s like up there
Could you please describe it to us if you can

This is Ron McNair to ground control, I’m looking out the window
And I’m floating in a very peculiar way
And the sky seems very different today

Yes, I am sitting in a tin can high above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing much that I can do…

(musical interlude)

I’m now one hundred thousand miles in the air, yet I’m feeling very calm, because I know the spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much…

She knows

Ground control to Ron McNair, you’ve been cut off, something’s gone wrong, can you hear me Ron McNair, can you hear me Ron McNair, can you hear me Ron McNair, can you

Here I’m still sitting in a tin can high above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing much that I can do

(musical interlude)

(video of Challenger crash is seen in the background as the video fades)

FAWM Song: Bully

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verse: You say that you’re nice, you want to be my friend but there’s a side to you that I don’t like / I see you push people around and knock them down, you call them bad names and never give him a chance / I may be new here but I’m not stupid, I know what you are because I’ve seen it all before

lift: the teachers say to hang out with you and that you are nice, but the students are telling me a different tale / I’m beginning to doubt who you are because somehow I think that you are a

chorus: B-U-L-L-Y, you are just a bully / trying to be my friend, say what, you really need your head checked / B-U-L-L-Y, that is exactly what you are / you think I’m hanging out with you, excuse me, you need to go into therapy

verse: I see you around town, you’re putting up a front but I know who you are / nobody’s allowed to say anything bad about you, but to me that’s going to be a problem / I don’t care what you do to me, because I’ve been down that road before / when I get through with you, not even your mother’s going to protect you

lift: Everyone in town says that you’re nice, but I know I’m hearing a different line / I have a reputation to maintain, and I can’t be seen with you because you are a

chorus: B-U-L-L-Y, you are just a bully / trying to be my friend, say what, you really need your head checked / B-U-L-L-Y, that is exactly what you are / you think I’m hanging out with you, excuse me, you need to go into therapy

bridge: I hope you’re proud of yourself, you’ve hurt far too many people / someday karma is going to get you back, and all I’m going to say is I told you so, because you are a

chorus: B-U-L-L-Y, you are just a bully / trying to be my friend, say what, you really need your head checked / B-U-L-L-Y, that is exactly what you are / you think I’m hanging out with you, excuse me, you need to go into therapy

chorus: B-U-L-L-Y, you are just a bully / trying to be my friend, say what, you really need your head checked / B-U-L-L-Y, that is exactly what you are / you think I’m hanging out with you, excuse me, but I think you need some help, you seriously need some help, you better go get help right now!!!

FAWM song: Classroom Blitz (parody of The Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet)

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Note: This song is not particularly a happy song, as it describes a school shooting.

[spoken] You wouldn’t believe the day that I had, the day that I’ll always remember. It all began with a bang and it ended with a bloody mess. Just sit down and I’ll tell you a story that you won’t soon forget. It was once a normal day until it became…a classroom blitz.

[singing] It was nothing more than just another normal day / I didn’t feel like going to school, ain’t got nothing to say / my only friend couldn’t be here, which is very sad / I think that he’s wasting his time dealing with his brother’s silly problems / a girl was sitting next to me with a look of fear on her face / she kept saying that someone was going to kill us all / people around us kept telling her to shut up / but I knew that she was telling the truth, something sinister was in the air…

Oh yeah, it was nerve-racking, / not to mention insane / the teacher had stopped teaching, / when a shadow fell on the door…

And then some boy in the back yelled, “We’re under attack!” and it turned into a classroom blitz / And the girl next to me said, “You better run, because it’s a classroom blitz…” / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz…

Oh when the shots rang out, all hell broke loose / people everywhere were screaming and hitting the floor / the girl who warned us just sat there, saying, “See, I told you so.” / I’m on my knees, praying to God to please, please let me live / who was this shadow, why does he hate us so / what had we done to him to get the treatment that we’re getting?

Oh yeah, it was dangerous, / not to mention monstrous / even the teachers were running, / when the shadow fell on the school

And then some boy in the back yelled, “We’re under attack!” and it turned into a classroom blitz / And the girl next to me said, “You better run, because it’s a classroom blitz…” / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz / Classroom blitz…

Well, there was chaos everywhere, everyone was running for their lives. / You thought this was a disaster movie the way things were going. / I could only hope that I could escape from place alive. / I just wish that I never heard the classroom blitz…

Blitz
Blitz
Blitz
Blitz

And then some boy in the back yelled, “We’re under attack!” and it turned into a classroom blitz / And the girl next to me said, “You better run, because it’s a classroom blitz…”

And then some boy in the back yelled, “We’re under attack!” and it turned into a classroom blitz / And the girl next to me said, “You better run, because it’s a classroom blitz…”

Classroom blitz (It’s a classroom blitz) / Classroom blitz (It’s a classroom blitz) / Classroom blitz (It’s a classroom blitz) / Classroom blitz (Yeah, it’s a classroom blitz)…

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