FAWM SONG: Crazy Boat (from “Harry Moffer & the Really Stupid Sequel”)

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A Very Potter Sequel (soundtrack)

A Very Potter Sequel (soundtrack) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Don’t stop rocking that crazy boat, only you can do what’s right / let’s put an end to this craziness, we will never stop this fight

You see something crazy going on and decide to put an end to it / you don’t care if people start to complain, you only now that it must be done / enough with the status quo, enough with dancing for the man, it’s time to break free from that / let’s make pact to break the system, only we know what’s good and right…

Don’t stop rocking that crazy boat, only you can do what’s right / let’s put an end to this craziness, we will never stop this fight

It doesn’t matter if they will object, people are so stuck in their twisted ways / but if we showed them where they went wrong, maybe we can see better days / or maybe it’s time for us to go back to where we came from, that’s the only way we know we can move forward / let’s make pact to break the system, we will never let them win

And there shall be a day when this craziness is nothing more than a memory / that we will know that is best forgotten / there will be a day when stupidity is banned from society / and only goodness will reign supreme…

let’s make pact to break the system, let’s put an end to this twisted life…

Don’t stop rocking that crazy boat, only you can do what’s right / let’s put an end to this craziness, we will never stop this fight / let’s give this messed-up life the boot, we’re finished with living this way, / let’s keep rocking that crazy boat, because we all do what is right…

FAWM Song: Living for Today

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Today, I’m breaking free of the pain of yesterday, / No more looking back on the past, no more regrets / I’m done thinking about the future / No more somedays, no more maybes…Yesterday is gone, let the past be in the past / Tomorrow is never going to come / No more dreaming about the future / It’s time to live in the here and now…

So, it’s time to wake up and let go of everything, / no more looking back, time to focus on the here and now / no more somedays, no more maybes, it’s only about today…living for today

I’ve been living in my dreams for far too long / that I have failed to notice that life has passed me by / well, that’s enough of that, I’m letting go of me / today’s the day that I’m going to live in the here and now…Yesterday is gone, let the past be in the past / Tomorrow is never going to come / No more living in your dreams, it’s time to see the real world / No more watching life pass you by, time to seize the day…

So, it’s time to wake up and let go of everything, / no more looking back, time to focus on the here and now / no more somedays, no more maybes, it’s only about today…living for today

No more dreaming about the future / It’s time to live in the here and now / No more living in your dreams, it’s time to see the real world / No more watching life pass you by, time to seize the day…

So, it’s time to wake up and let go of everything, / no more looking back, time to focus on the here and now / no more somedays, no more maybes, it’s only about today…living for today / living for today / living for today / living for today…

FAWM Song: Farewell to a Broken World

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The time for me has come to leave the world of reality behind, time for me to leave behind disappointments and lies / I’m done living a life that wasn’t meant for me, I’m done living in a world that’s filled with limitations / is there no other way for me to get the life that I deserve?

I’m going to throw away this old life and get something else / I’m putting me aside and becoming someone new…

It’s time for us to break away from the world that we live in, it’s time for us to make a sudden change / It’s time for us to force this world to get out of the rut that it’s living in, we’re going back to who we once had been…

Your whole life, people have been telling you what to do, and you obeyed them without asking why / you must have forgotten that you have the right to speak your mind, so now is the time to question everything you once believed in…

I’m going to throw away this old life and get something else / I’m putting me aside and becoming someone new…

It’s time for us to break away from the world that we live in, it’s time for us to make a sudden change / It’s time for us to force this world to get out of the rut that it’s living in, we’re going back to who we once had been…

It’s time to force the world to change, it’s time to force the world to change, (I see a world that is how God designed it) It’s time to force the world to change, it’s time to force the world to change, (a world freed from sin and evil incarnate) It’s time to force the world to change, it’s time to force the world to change, (what will it take to make the world wake up and see) It’s time to force the world to change, it’s time to force the world to change, (that it should be more than what it has become)

I’m going to throw away this old life and get something else / I’m putting me aside and becoming someone new / I’m going to speak and tell the truth, even if they refuse to listen / for one day, the truth will come out and all the lies will melt away…

It’s time for us to break away from the world that we live in, it’s time for us to make a sudden change / It’s time for us to force this world to get out of the rut that it’s living in, we’re going back to who we once had been…

It’s time to force the world to change (repeat 8x)

FAWM Song: I’m on a Plane (a parody of The Lonely Island’s “I’m on a Boat”)

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(as performed by my alter ego (Jacquel Rassenworth) featuring Treasure Dara and Anastasia Elan)

Intro: This is Viserys Targaryen, your great and awesome pilot, taking you onboard Dragon Air Flight 156. Y’all better get ready cuz its going to be a fun ride, but y’all better stay in your seats with your seat belts fastened because I’m flying this plane

Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Everybody check it out, I am flying on a plane
Anastasia Elan: (flying on a plane)
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Take a good hard look at the ########## plane

Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane yeah y’all better check me out / flying in the air about to touch the clouds / I don’t need no drugs to get this high / that’s right dude, I am riding on a plane

Treasure Dara: I’m about to take me a mile high selfie / drinking Coca Cola cause I’m so cool / I’m all dressed up like those girls on “Pan-Am” / I’m rolling with the high rollers, you’re rolling with the trash

Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane and it’s climbing even higher / I’m pretty sure that we can touch the Sun / just like Leo, I am Queen of the World / if you’re stuck on the ground, you’re not like me-o

Anastasia Elan: Wake up y’all, this plane is real

Treasure Dara: #### the road trips, I’m flying on a plane / I don’t need no roads when I get the sky to myself / I’m on a plane with my main girls, yo / this plane’s buzzing noise as it sails in the air

Jacquel Rassenworth: oh mama I wish you could see me now / I’m dancing on top of the clouds / I hope that plane can somehow reach heaven / it might seem silly but it’s not impossible

Treasure Dara: yeah I never thought I’d be on a plane today / flying high on a great sky road / Jesus. take a look at me, oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Anastasia Elan: never thought I see the day / when a great big plane came my way / believe me when I say, I believe that I can fly

Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Everybody check it out, I am flying on a plane
Anastasia Elan: (flying on a plane)
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Take a good hard look at the ########## plane

Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Everybody check it out, I am flying on a plane
Anastasia Elan: (flying on a plane)
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Treasure Dara: I’m on a plane
Jacquel Rassenworth: I’m on a plane
Jacquel & Treasure: Take a good hard look at the ########## plane

Can You Stop The Doubt? (FAWM Song)

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based on the poem “Don’t Stop the Rejections

I’m tired of feeling the pain of rejection, I’m tired of being who I’m not supposed to be / All I wanted to be is like everyone else, and yet whenever I try, I get nothing but grief

But then you came along and shook up my world, you said you never met a girl like me / I hear them warning you that I’m no good, that you should find another girl and leave me alone

Yet you shake off their lies / I know that you want me / I know I want you as well / but this doubt is in the way

So tell me

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

You want me for me, yet I want you for normal / we are much too different and that will never change / but I am willing to give this a try, as I’m not willing to tell that hope goodbye / It’s you and me against the world, they want you with someone else and me to be alone / We’ll fight the naysayers to the very end, because when it comes to love, it’s worth fight for

They don’t want us together / they want to tear us apart / Well, it’s all right, that’s OK / Bring it on

We’ll fight them

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

I’m now cutting my ties to this normal world / I’m going to start living for me and you / They will never accept me for who I really am / And I will never please them, no matter what I do

Let’s end this!

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt

Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt
Can you stop the doubt…

FAWM Song: Scandalous (Parody of “Fabulous” by Ashley Tisdale)

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Gemma: It’s now summertime, that means lazy days ahead
Goodbye rainy days, hello sunshine
A day at the park, a trip to the mall
Endless days on Tumblr
This life according to me

(Corrine: Uh Gemma, you really need to see this.
Gemma: Oh yeah. Thanks)

Gemma: There’s juicy gossip everywhere
From the library to the swimming pool
Everywhere somebody’s making a fool of themselves
And it’s my main job to bring you the scoop

(Gemma: Welcome to Harrison Creek News; I’m Gemma Challoner bringing you the news from our great city)

I want scandalous, that is my simple request
All things scandalous, bigger and better and best
I need something shocking to help me get along
I need a little scandalous, is that so wrong?

I want to know what’s going on in Hollywood
Your favorite celebrities’ problems are what I truly enjoy
Did you hear about the couple that broke up, and what’s this about that pop singer’s offbeat diet?
Come now, give me the scoop
I’m bored and I want to chat

I want scandalous, that is my simple request
All things scandalous, what can be better than this
I need something shocking to help me get through the day
I need a little scandalous, do you got some gossip to spread

But more importantly are the issues that hit close to home
Such as four certain teens and the girl that no one likes
They’re stirring up trouble wherever they place their feet
And anything they do something big, I’m all on top of it…

You know what I want

Teenagers: She wants scandalous, that is her simple request
All things scandalous, bigger and better and best
She needs something shocking to help her get along
She needs a little scandalous, is that so wrong?

Gemma: Mara, Stuart, Irene and Pearl, they really need to hang out with a different girl.
I just received word about one who just came from California
She’s a scandalous girl from a scandalous family
She’s bound to have scandalous everything

We have so much to discuss
She’s the biggest thing in town

Teenagers: She wants scandalous, that is her simple request
All things scandalous, what can be better than this
She needs something shocking to help her get through the day
She needs a little scandalous, do you got some gossip to spread

Gemma: This story won’t do, that story is a bore
That story is flat-out lame, I need more
I need, I need, I need, I need, I need, I need
I need scandalous

Give me a scandalous story, a scandalous bit
Scandalous lies and that scandalous snark
Oh, I like what I see, I like it a lot
This is absolutely scandalous…
Absolutely
Shocking!

FAWM Song: Happy New Year

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(Auld Lang Syne plays)

verse -The end of the old year is come, it’s time to celebrate the fact that we somehow made it through / it’s time to look back upon some of the things we did, and what will happen to us in the future

verse – Auld Lang Syne is playing on the radio as the world is getting ready to greet another year / no more time to think about yesterday, it’s time for us to think about tomorrow / the countdown is just about to begin, and what happens next will blow your mind

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

verse – Take a look around at the crowd, see how they all are together, laughing and dancing in the streets, knowing that a brand-new day is coming / the countdown has now begun, it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday…

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

bridge – a new year is coming, so why are you still thinking the past year / that year is over, and it’s never coming back / it’s time to let yesterday go, it’s time to embrace the new year / it’s never too late to start over, a new year has begun…

chorus – It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a happy new year!

It’s gonna be a happy new year, a time that we can start over / a new year is coming, and it’s time for us to celebrate / so throw away last year’s blues, the past has no place in this new year / let’s rejoice because it’s here, because it’s a…

outro – 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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